Chaos Generation

sarahlee310:

Romnopoly

From opposing the auto recovery plan and laying off workers during his time at Bain to gutting education to pay for tax cuts to the rich, the ad runs through the many reasons that if Mitt Romney wins, the middle class will lose.

Learn more, please visit Romnopoly.org

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It’s not a game, people.
There IS a difference between President Obama and Governor Etch-A-Sketch!

Latex and politics, perfect together!

Latex and politics, perfect together!

Senate Republicans on Thursday blocked an “insourcing” bill from Democrats that would have ended tax breaks for companies that move jobs overseas.

The Bring Jobs Home Act also would have given a tax incentives to companies that bring jobs back to the United States. The measure failed to advance on a 56-42 vote, with 60 votes needed to end debate on the bill. 

Earlier in the week, Republicans also blocked the Disclose Act, which would have required the disclosure of campaign contributions of more than $10,000.

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Remove the GOP Obstruction on November 6th.

Vote Democratic from President to town council!

The Myth of the Independent Voter

 I’m sorry but if you are still undecided at this late date then you are either not mentally competent or not breathing.

The differences are stark and startling: the president is a qualified, strong, intelligent leader and the challenger is, at best, the son of a rich man, the pawn of other rich men and the toady of the Teabaggers.

If you want to make a real difference in the world give President Obama four more years and a Congress to work with. Vote Democratic all the way down the ballot - from President to dog-catcher.  

Mitt, this member of the 47 percent would like to thank you

theobamanator:

Dear Mitt,

This member of the 47 percent had an MRI this morning — a detailed scan of my brain that could be a prelude to surgery — but I didn’t pay a dime for it.

My generous health insurance covered the whole thing. Does that make me a moocher? Does that make me a lover of Big Government and an Enemy of Freedom?

I had the scan done because I have this awful ailment called a Hemi-Facial Spasm. It means half my face twitches much of the time, giving me the look of a circus freak.

But no matter how goofy I look, Mitt, I’ll never look quite as ridiculous as you did in your infamous fundraising video.

I still can’t believe what you said: Nearly half the voters in the country — the ones who like Obama — don’t pay taxes but expect free food, housing and health care.

“My job is not to worry about those people,” you said. “I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.”

It was refreshing to hear you speak honestly — perhaps for the first time in the entire campaign — while shaking down your billionaire buddies in Boca.

I thought of you during my MRI, Mitt, and your words really cheered me up.

It’s hard to imagine that you haven’t sunk your campaign with this display of unvarnished  contempt for ordinary Americans. And that makes me happy.

An MRI is a rare form of torture, Mitt. Dubya could have put them to good use at Abu Ghraib. But you really helped me through it.

If you haven’t had an MRI, you’ve surely seen one performed on TV.

First, you lay down on a table that bears an unfortunate resemblance to a gurney. Then the technician pushes a button and — presto! — you slide into high-tech tube that would give even the most laid-back government freeloader a bad case of claustrophobia.

Once you’re locked inside, the scanner makes a series of outrageous noises, most of which bear a striking resemblance to a jackhammer.

A jackhammer lodged inside your brain.

While the jackhammer provides its sadistic backbeat, a series of equally horrific sounds are laid over it. One riff sounds like a test from the Emergency Broadcasting System played at full volume. Another resembles an out-of-control car alarm. Yet another sounds like a mutant bumblebee buzzing inside your ear.

It’s like a bone-rattling symphony of techno music composed by Josef Mengele, the nazi Doctor of Death, on a very bad acid trip. 

You must remain absolutely still throughout ordeal; the slightest movement will destroy the pictures.

This means, of course, that your entire body starts to itch as soon as the technician locks  you in. I felt a particular need to scratch the right side of my nose and a small patch of my left armpit.

I got the MRI because I’m considering brain surgery for my facial spasm, which has been torturing me for years. The procedure has a 90-percent success rate.

On the downside, there’s a 10-percent chance I’ll lose hearing in one ear, and a much smaller chance that I’ll start leaking fluid from my brain.

Whenever I contemplate these grim possibilities, I think of your imploding campaign, Mitt, and my spirits are restored.

At one particularly grueling moment during the MRI, I thought about your microscopic tax bill. 

From one freeloader to another, Mitt, my heartfelt thanks.

Great read, thanks for sharing it!

Remove the obstructionists from Congress this Nov 6th.
VOTE!

No, Mitt, corporations are not people. People love, laugh, they have children, families, they breathe, they live, they get sick, they die… People are people, Mitt. Learn the difference.
Elizabeth Warren, discussing financial reform in a speech to Netroots attendees. (via cognitivedissonance)
reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

teamobama:

EVERY Republican senator has voted to block the Paycheck Fairness Act, a bill that would help make sure women get equal pay for equal work. Mitt Romney also refuses to take a position on this issue.

Recall All Republicans 2012.

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

teamobama:

EVERY Republican senator has voted to block the Paycheck Fairness Act, a bill that would help make sure women get equal pay for equal work. Mitt Romney also refuses to take a position on this issue.

Recall All Republicans 2012.